Achelois

“I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong” - Bertrand Russell

Poor Pakistanis?

Posted by Achelois on May 14, 2008

This is how many Pakistanis get married. And you still think Pakistan is a poor country with conservative and misogynistic traditions? I am shock-ed!

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Goodness gracious me, Wat a baraid!

Posted by Achelois on May 14, 2008

 

Source

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I can talk baby too, oh yes I can!

Posted by Achelois on May 12, 2008

Me: If you don’t behave at the table I will never take you out to eat.

R: You are dewy (very) rude to me. I am not your Mama!

Me: Excuse me? You are rude and anyway you should be saying I am not your Mama.

R: That’s what I said - I am not your Mama.

Me: No, I am not your Mama. You should say “you are not my Mama”.

R: Lady, that’s what I said - I am not your Mama!

Me: You know what? I give up! You are dewy rude and I am not your Ray!

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Baby talk

Posted by Achelois on May 12, 2008

Me: Finish your food. I’ll come back in five minutes and the food in your plate should be in your tummy.

R: Can you please come back in 100 minutes?

R: MUMMY! There is a bug in my room! Can I make it die?

Me: The correct word is “kill”. You should ask “Can I kill it?”

R: But you said “kill” is a bad word; we should not talk about killing and hurting.

Me: Willy down! You are going to spray me.

R: Mine has a full name. It is called “Willy Wonka”!

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